I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
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You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
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Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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