Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
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i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
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Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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