And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
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i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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