p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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