they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
just tell him i said nine months
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
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An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
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If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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