You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
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The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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