making cat noises will not fix the situation.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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