Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
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You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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