Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
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Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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