she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
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Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
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i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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