did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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