He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
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Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
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Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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