He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
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you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
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I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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