I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
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I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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