I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
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Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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