pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
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dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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