How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
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I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
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Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
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