So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
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Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Randomize