so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
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I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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