I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
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You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
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Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
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