The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
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I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
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Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
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