Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
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look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
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Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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