I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
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Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Is it penis luge time yet?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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