Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
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Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
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If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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