Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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