I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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