Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
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it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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