Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
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Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
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The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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