first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
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Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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