if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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