i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
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Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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