so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
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I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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