woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
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I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
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omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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