I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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