Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
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She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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