Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
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I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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