how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
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No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
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currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
my poor anus
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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