I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
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She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
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So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I party with great urgency now.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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