Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
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I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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