I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
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You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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