im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
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Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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