: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
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if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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