Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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