just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
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She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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