I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
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I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
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Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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