There is no way he is gay with that hair.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
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Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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