Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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