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It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
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You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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