There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
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As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
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My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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