Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
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He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
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she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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