I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
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I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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